time to burn a man or two
The Man burned last night. Three of them, in fact. And I feel like I’ve been to Burning Man, circa 1993.
Here’s what happened: Read more »
The Man burned last night. Three of them, in fact. And I feel like I’ve been to Burning Man, circa 1993.
Here’s what happened: Read more »
So I thought it would be a good time to take a look at how things are shaping up so far. First up is Center Camp. The shade screens are still going up (which involves the tedious and difficult task of attaching ties to each and every grommet that attaches to the cables), but already the shade is significant.
Do me a favor: When you get here, lavish the work crew with every gift and kindness that’s in your power to provide. Read more »
Thursday night was ladies’ night at the Commissary.
Men had to dress like women to get into the party. There was an inspection at the door. If you didn’t look feminine enough, you didn’t get in, simple as that. Your correspondent barely passed the test; he had borrowed a skirt that was semi-flattering because it covered up a lot, but he only had a man’s white formal shirt for a top. Once Lexy tied it up around his sternum, thus exposing plenty of midsection flesh, he could take his place inside. Read more »
First, an admission.
I was off the playa for most of two days. The details are boring; just mark it down to the demands of the default world.
Still, you can tell the people who’ve been out of the dust and the sun for even a little while. Their eyes aren’t as red, their clothes aren’t as dirty and their mental state isn’t quite as blasted as those who’ve been out in it each and every day.
So I’ve become one of “those” people now, and it’s not a happy thing.
Everything got bigger when I was away. Three of the platforms for The Man were constructed, and one of them was even hoisted on top of another one, creating a second level. Eventually, there will be three levels, each of them 16 feet high. And there’ll be spiral staircases inside that you’ll be able to walk up when the the construction is finished.
“It’s like an obelisk,” said Brian as he squinted into the sun and worked to make the fittings just right. “You know, like the Washington Monument. Or a big prick.”
Oh yes. A mighty big prick.
Center Camp is also taking shape fast. The headers are in place, and the crew even finished the cabling by Wednesday. By Thursday, the netting was going up for shade. Believe me, you will appreciate the shade. And you simply have to marvel at the work ethic of the Center Camp crew. They are just unstoppable. “Everyone on the crew is trying to impress me,” Joe the Builder said. Whatever the reason, things are ahead of schedule.
Out a little further at the Temple, more of the pieces have arrived. Huge wooden poles will support giant walkways are lying prone in the dust, waiting for a three-crane lift later in the week. There will also be a “double-helix” circular staircase in the middle, the handiwork of Brandon, who’s got years of experience building stairways and took a lot of that knowledge with him out to the desert. Read more »
Flags are everywhere.
Posts, beams, cables, spikes … eventually, all these flags will have something put in the ground where there are only flags now.
Surveyors have been out walking, consulting maps, stepping off distances, trying to make sure that drawings and plans become actual facts on the ground.
Yesterday, Monique and Danny were working their way around the rim of Center Camp, repeating the same process over and over and over again: Go to the pink and green flag, put a stake on the digging machine, slowly rotate it into the ground, adjust the sheath, put it in a little further, adjust the sheath again, then sink it so that only a loop of steel was peeking out of the dust.
Later, cables will be attached to keep the shade sturdy.
Danny is very much like a lot of people out here: He’s got another life in the default word, but more and more the Burner life and the default world are intersecting.
Earlier this year, he went to Peru in the wake of the earthquake there to help put devastated villages back together again. He’s got a variety of skills — plumbing, electricity, carpentry — so he brings a lot to the party. He planned on spending a week helping out, then he’d spend a couple of weeks traveling around. “Two months later, I was still there,” he said.
The villagers were accustomed to having water for only an hour a day, and that was before the earthquake. “But they were happy,” Danny said. “They’d just say, hey, it’s Peru.” So he and the other Burners Without Borders were building concrete tanks that would gather water, so the villagers would have water when they needed it, not just when it was running.
So how does a guy find it possible to go helping people out around the world? “I sold a software company at the right time,” Danny said.
I’m told the raising of the “king posts” used to be a pretty big deal.
The king posts are the 11 big beams that hold up much of the rest of Center Camp. The whole shebang is really a stationary sail, Devo told me, and he oughta know. He’s not only been working on the Build for years, but he also knows his way around boats. (He’ll be teaching disadvantaged children the joys of sailing when the Burning Man event his finished.)
So last night, after the big barbecue at the Saloon hosted by Camp Q (and oh god was it good: ribs, chicken, steak, mashed potatoes … completely fantastic. Absolutely delicious. And they worked liked dogs for four hours to feed the DPW crew after another back-breaking, sun-baking day of labor. The lines for the food sucked, but hey, even the liquor was free, and what’s wrong with that? Nothing.)
So after the big feast, we went back out to the playa in the gathering gloom. The sun was already down, and the big big sky had all those shades of pink and purple and blue that make a light show even before the first generator is fired up.
There was a time, Joe the Builder and Niko were telling me, that the raising of the beams was a pretty major deal. Everyone would be partying, and after each post was laid in the ground, it’d be time for another round. That didn’t sound too bad, honestly. Read more »

Head frame & lattice (Photo by Aaron Muszalski)
Black Rock Station, NV. June 23rd, 2008 - The cutters are nearing the end of their task, and are gradually moving on to gluing each ring or rib together with its mate. Thus assembled, each curved piece is meticulously hand sanded to remove any remaining imperfections or irregularities. Meanwhile, Krew members Dr. Glowire and Spyral have begun plotting out the complex angles required to create the Man’s iconic head.

Photo: Ben Stoelting. Baconeer: Meredith Scheff
All of the Man Krew’s work is based on a complicated algorithm.
[Note: My apologies for the lack of posts. A dodgy Internet connection has made updating impossible for the past few days. It's sorted now, and the story of the Man build will resume forthwith.]