If you’ve been here, you’ve been there

Where else in the world would I be walking down a street and have a man who looks like he recently got out of prison, with highly questionable tattoos, hold a greasy cardboard box up to me and say “Bacon?”

And without hesitating I think “I’m SO LUCKY!”

 

About the author: Caveat Magister

A Necklace Factory Award winner, Caveat is a member of the Bureau of Needless Bureaucracy, an honorary member of BMIR's staff, and served as the Volunteer Coordinator for Media Mecca from 2008 - 2013. He has been coronated Prince of the Dark Unicorn, and is the author of the short story collection A Guide to Bars and Nightlife in the Sacred City, which has nothing to do with Burning Man. He has finally got his email address caveat (at) Burningman (dog) org working again. He tweets, occasionally, as @BenjaminWachs